Nothing in Your Butt

The thing to remember is this: don't put anything up your butt. Also, don't put anything up anybody else's butt. I understand that later in life, if you're into some weird stuff, that's your choice. Fine. You can maybe bend the rule a little. But you just never want to be the person, or be with the person, in the emergency room with a remote control stuck up there. And nobody actually admits, "I stuck a remote control up my butt." No, you have say, "I sat on it by accident." And everyone knows you're lying.