A Note:

My wife and I are expecting our first child. Since finding out that she is pregnant, I have been having tons of imaginary conversations with the kid. It's like there's a frantic rush to remember everything I've ever wanted to impart to a child. So, in an effort not to forget these bits of "wisdom", a blog was born.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Showering

When you become a teenager you may be tempted to think that there is something cool about being filthy.

The thing is, there isn't. There is nothing further from the truth. It is super cool to shower and smell good. And other people will be attracted to you if you do so.

An exception to this is if you are lazing around by yourself all day. Then, by all means, wallow in your stink.

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